Welcome to the Dojo. Loosen that gi and repeat after me.

“Velociraptors, Hall and Oates, Vintage Leather Duster Coats.”

 Ahhhh, very good.

Dabbling in the Dank and Dark arts since 2011, Ol’ HoofyMan’s got that hot-pot kettle that won’t ever settle. Slurp up some serious neon by way of one of our many fruity and full-bodied IPA’s. Learn eternal secrets from unknown elders after inhaling a double-mash stout. Whatever you choose, just make sure you ask your mom if it’s cool to come over.